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.Monday, November 30, 2009 ' 9:44 PM Y

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The Milking machine..

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that theequipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage himself.

He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success.Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with his cell phone (Thank god for cell phones! )."Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder? " "Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons. Have a nice day."

.Wednesday, November 25, 2009 ' 9:13 PM Y

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u wil nv get the best supervisor .. only i have the honor to have his as my project supervisor..

u will nv imagine FYP until 5.. and he came at 5.. and he solely talked for 1 hrs.. not 59 min.. its 1 hr.. how nice of him can he be.. and our grp tio lectured until we learnt our lesson.. =) its nice of him..

went meet chris.. he gave me gift that he bought from thai. including a cool wallet.. a softtoy bear.. a bottle of volka and battery.. eh? battery ??? ok.. he asked me solder the battery.. lmao.. anw thank chris.. went blk 8 after that.. bballed 4 match.. won 3 match.. after bball i forget everything my supervisor said.. goshh.. dead.. buring midnight oil tonight~

.Monday, November 23, 2009 ' 10:00 PM Y

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early xmas.. =)

christmas day was a special day.. a few year ago.. i rmb we went out.. we had lots of fun.. its was a special day until now.. and it remain special till the end of my journey.. even its xmas,, its the warmest period of all time.. just because there love inside it.. there no chance for changes.. but i believe i gt my best chance 3 yrs ago..

and i missed my baby.. =(

squake squake**

. ' 9:51 PM Y

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its just a RTT .. but its shows that hard work pays off.. 360 mins of practice to get a pass in theory test.. =)

im so into bike nowaday.. tmr having 3.02.. E-brake.. gd luck to myself..

last panel is so close .. countdown of 7 days.. getting over this fyp isnt a problem.. however we still gt a long way to get the best out of it.. im a nobody.. because nothing is also something..

p\s - im somebody ..

. ' 9:42 PM Y

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My Time's UP?

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God,

she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years. Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

(You'll love this)

God replied: "I didn't recognize you!"