benie♥ is what i love

.Saturday, February 28, 2009 ' 3:38 PM Y

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jie bought this little notti one to my hse.. including KFC .. hoho.. wtf its raining.. closing window**

he super cute la.. cute is cute. but notti make me so.. energy drained..

full of potato.. haha.. and the best darn pic is this..
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hahaha.. he bathing.. and my sis bathe for him.. and he poo-ed.. my sis washed his ass.. HAHAHA.. so.. funny. =DD byee.. gg out tonight. xD

. ' 8:56 AM Y

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i been scammed by a blogshop for $$98 items.. and i lazy email the scammer or report to the police.. awww.. i waited for 2mths.. and nothing came.. =[[[ ok. im lazy to do anything. so i plan to forget the $ that i been scammed..

my fren received nuffnang pay last wk. and where the fuck is my pay?? another scammer.. i waited for 3 mths before they updated my nuffnang account status to "sent".. and i guess either they sucking my cheaque .. or the cheaque half way disappear in my armpit hair.. and im lazy to email them.. so i plann not to do anything.. lol.

what can i say? im so in love with fashion war.. its a duper lame game.. but i love playing.. see how SEXY is my girl.. ^^

.Friday, February 27, 2009 ' 9:24 PM Y

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jiehui's hse door.. restricted us from gg in.. aww..

the starbuck cup is super big..

no doubt.. its some junk shape.. if u tink its star.. hoho.. wrong.. it look like starfish to me.. hoho..

what is EQ? Emotional Intelligence Quotient (EQ)..

Self-management — involves controlling one's emotions and impulses and adapting to changing circumstances... im right to say people who are unable to adapting under circumstances have low EQ.. EQ isnt a form of intelligence.. so u can say a smart people have high EQ..

my real name wasnt ben.. but i liked people call me ben.. somehow i went for bball and wore these jerseyy.. and yet they called me ZX.. and i will reply them real upset.. ogosh.. i cant blv ur EQ is so low.. so low that my jersey stated my name.. yet they called me ZX.. i told them more not more den 100times but at least gt 50 60 times.. yet they still cant adapt this.. personally i tink my EQ quite high. or higher den them.. at least my brain will think.. before i react.. but sometimes i over-reacted.. =[[ i must learn to control myself.. my attitude.. i must. and i will..

p\s - happy bday cath.. =D

.Thursday, February 26, 2009 ' 11:21 PM Y

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this is so super cool.. i agreed a lot. xoxo

kup from carrot's blog. oxox

. ' 10:54 PM Y

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Actually this is so fucking ccb rare. but its not rare after everyone posted it on blog. stomp, newspaper etc..

wad u expect to see after seeing double rainbow..
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a 50dollar?

yes right.. my jie gave me 50dollar today.. its ben's secret tactic for $.. and true enough im a successful benie. D ok. my jie told me she gt the GST thingy. and that y she give me $.. ~D

tue-

recently was super lazy to update.. tue after exam went to queenway with yuanhe and jiehui. went to eat the laksa while they eating curry chickie.. and i bought another jersey for close to 40dollar.. super expensive.. im so in love with jersey. was plann to buy jeans. but shop wasnt full open yet. =D yuanhe was driving car and parked at jiehui hse.. anw was super fun gg with them. HAHAHA. im lazy to talk more..

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and ytd went out with her.. topped her card and treat her starbuck.. ok. she was super duper zai in massing with pple.. she can go mass com in future.. she duper good at bonding.. and that went blk 8. she bond with her fren.. and i tink her bf was duper jealous ba.. == playing basketball in rain.. actually no wrong play bball in rain. but he was using my brand new bball to play.. and he played alone.. either he brain damaged or he purposely was destory my $60++ bball..

thur

and today.. i studied abit. aand i tink im gg dead for tmr exam.. oSHIT!! but i gg slp. xD i hope tmr i can see her stupid PIE .. rather she see me .. and our madoller (mac).. night folkss.. will update pic if pic want me to be updated.

. ' 9:53 AM Y

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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,

Troubled User.....
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Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support .

I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:APPOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APPOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .However, be very careful on how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 .

Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech Support

.Wednesday, February 25, 2009 ' 10:43 AM Y

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Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No.. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Ah Beng: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'.
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so.
He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand
It would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He
picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning?
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

.Tuesday, February 24, 2009 ' 10:16 PM Y

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Wonderful Definitions

School: A place where parents pay and children play
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Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
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Nurse:A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
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Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..
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Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
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Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
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Lecture: = An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
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Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
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Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
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Father: A banker provided by nature.
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Criminal: A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught.
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Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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Doctor: A person who cures your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
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Classic Books: Books which people praise, but do not read.
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Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life..
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Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
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Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions..
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Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise.

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p\s - thank elaine meimei for the mail. .
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.Monday, February 23, 2009 ' 12:12 PM Y

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gosh. im such a gd student.. massie messy room... it show that im hardwork in studying.. i been searching for papers to study.. so it make sense that my room is super messy.. ok. im looking for sexy maid to clean my room and at the same time..... heheeee..

at the same time can cook for me..

only my bed able to let me slp and study at the same time.. =D its real good..

smell smell pillow.. smell smell boaster.. smell smell my armpit.. ah. heavenly..
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today having MAMs paper.. i tot i will be earli. woke up at 7am. and prepare.. omgh. im such a slow poke can. i step out of my door at 8am.. and i nearly late.. bus was super packed today.. no much girl willingly to let me sit on their leg. =[[ ok. M said she saw me on bus. and she wished me gd luk. and so i tink im super smart in today paper.. my bro was super wet in the room.. i drank too much water in the morning.. and i dare not go toilet.. because toilet gt water.. OMGH. water that can flood ur ass off. ==

during exam.. some of them heard vibration.. errrmmm.. ermmm** something like that.. smile.. it was my phone.. and my phone wad inside the case.. i tink due the empty-ness of my phone.. it vibrated.. and smile the pretty lecturer.. ogosh. i saw one lecturer SOOOOO pretty.. with fine make up.. and tall enough for me.. and looked so frenly. shooo sweet smile.. drool.. but onething i tink her nose is fake one.. she use mould and make her nose until.. i duno.. overall i love that lecturer.. she just didn put perfume.. i tink i will buy her one.. and she will mi si ren~~

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ok. say until perfume.. my dad is a freakie smeller.. ok. he's not smelly. but he put a lot of different fav of smelly thing in the house..

dvd player..

lamp..

tv..

aircon plug.

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aircon

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spray.. all come from the same brand glade.. heng its not made from glenn.. lol. kidding.. he such a smeller isnt it? haha.. but it sometimes smell nice.. ok. off to tk a nap and wake up for MPI. xD

p\s- 1 down 2 to go..

p\s\s - exams was fine.. =]]

p\s\s\s- im super hungry..

. ' 12:05 PM Y

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THIS IS SO FUNNY... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.. we have been fooled .. =DDD by ben. xD

lolololol.. he is he.. omgh..

thank elaine meimei for the mail..

.Saturday, February 21, 2009 ' 10:02 AM Y

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OMGHH.. im so super happy.. my chingay pay is here.. so i tink i can get more of my things. =DD this is super cool.. and super sad exam on mon. == lol.. bye

.Friday, February 20, 2009 ' 8:53 PM Y

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my head is super ultra heavy. guess too much knowledge inside my brain.. ogosh. im stuck inside MAMs.. i know nuts.. even chapter 1 i also blur.. let me recall some shit..

Ib = 1/2 M2V(sq)
Ia = Imotor + Ib
It = Ia + n(sq)M1

yea. cool. i can get 5 marks correct if i rmb this step during exams.. lol.. == 5 marks only..

have u seen maggi mee that have a lot of forms.. bubble..

anw eat maggi mee must drink red wine. =DD

ok. this red wine tasted v sweet.. its it stated as sweet red wine.. its using cherry and squeeze and compress and fart until it turn to wine.. xpxp

bought some supper for my night studies..

dog food..

its milo bits.. super nice.. but i didn bought milk.. no $ .. i haven start study i ate everything ler.. ==

today went sch.. waited at interchange for asshole cs.. lol.. he f-ing late.. went sch study for an hr + and went clementi meet CS and S.. cs = chewsze s = siong.. ^^ went sport hall .. inside no fan one lo. super hot..

cckss girls team totally .. errr.. lousyy? enemy infront of u they still run infront.. or worst they see pple block their way they pass ball.. omgh. i was super wondering how the coach still can stay in the team for so long. == ok.. the girl at the hall was super hot.. ^^ sexyy.. i didn drool.. saw c girls finish their bball and saw b boys played match.. and went home ..

clementi gt new shopping centre... was super cool their design.. =DD went home and bathe and went for bball.. hand itchyy.. played .. and went home.. ogosh. i still gt hell lots of things not yet study.. =[[ im shitty dead.. im so slpy.. off to slp. =D

.Thursday, February 19, 2009 ' 8:10 PM Y

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exam are reaching in about 4 day 3 hr 49min 21sec..

=D accurate?? because im using 8051 micro controller .. its much more accurate den software one. =Dd OMG. im able to rmb this point for MPI. =DD

ok. i went for MPI clinic . less den 1 hr.. i went home.. because the class was super noisy.. went home tried a few Q and went to slp. woke up at 6pm.. OMGH.. bedding is super nice.. lazyy day.. =D

ok. stupid darn shit jiehui cheated my feeling. no to mention more abt this idiot. =D i gg off to slp again.. i dun slp now next wk no time to slp.. nightt.!!

.Wednesday, February 18, 2009 ' 9:40 AM Y

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some day ago ate mac. saw mac serving is getting smaller.. or maybe my stomach is getting bigger.. hmm. wondering~~~ ok. so i ordered mega mac.. i ordered upsize.. but my stomach wasnt full. because teckwee ate much of my fries.. TSKTSK. =D and drink!! orhh. im not so petty .. fries 2dollar..drink 1dollar.. teckwee owe me 3 dollar. =DD

chris matty horny funny sexy double mac spic.. ok. he say its super hot. i tried and its hot..

BEN 2.. =D

i love my jersey.. because .. ^^

ytd went for bball.. was bored all the wayy.. a lot pple came.. but no girls. xD chewsze wasnt a girl because she spring her ankle.. poor her.. duno y like spring so much.. i guess she tink i can jump tall tall that y she nid spring to jump tall.. ahh.. nubb..

went home. first thing check if dere is any mail for me.. yesyes..

after 2 wks.. finally i received blogshop items.. ok. still gt 2 more haven send.. i guess they gg sent to me by this few second. =D im super happy la.. still gt a hello kitty bag and ben10 shirt. omgh. my fav la. =DD ok. i gg bathe and off to meet bryan and marion for studies for exams. =D goshh. finally today is the day that i can study.. hope the temperature wasnt hot.. because im hot ordy. xD

so when's my pay out leh.? =[[

.Monday, February 16, 2009 ' 10:37 PM Y

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ogosh. life is unpredictable..

my dad was telling me.. dere's one guy in ngee ann poly passed away.. he asked me if i know anot. i told him no.. in my mind i was telling me its none of my business.. i read the newspaper.. and recalled jinfu was trying to ask people for donation.. donate blood.. to him.. he's in need of O and B+ blood.. little did i know that the guy who passed away was the one jinfu trying to help.. i read the sch email.. his fren was trying to find people to donate blood.. its was a sad moment that he just passed away such a young age.. life is like a piece of glass..

im simply too selfish when jinfu asked me to donate blood.. i told him im scare of the needle.. ogosh.. i didn know what the heck im thinking..

what you give
what you return

if dere really one day this thing happen to me.. i dun dare to think if really dere's people who willingly to recuse me.. who someone in need i didn help them..
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im too selfish.. sorry.. jordan..

.Sunday, February 15, 2009 ' 12:14 PM Y

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happy vday..

ytd was vday. i didn have any planning.. while others are dating their gf.. im stuffing myself at home.. and i missed my xiao ding dang show.. woke up 11+ i was watching batman. but my mum want to watch other channel.. ok.. i went back to slp.. woke up. jie bought the little dot to our hse..

jingyuan... super cute.. super shy.. he's eating ice cream.. he love my pooh. =DD and he took away my bball.. and after jie bathed and they went off~~

started to play left4dead.. and someone knock the door..

knock knock..
who dere..

my little notti cousin.. ok. he trying to build plane.. half way he ask me bring him down to play ground..

omgh. bought him down. and play catching.. police catch thief.. etc.. == he gt himself a toy sword.. super notti.. he use the sword hit me.. i use his shoes throw at him.. =DD and two of us playing only.. eh.. childish.. went home.. he wanted to play card game.. he such a loser.. he cant win he throw the card at me.. == and he run away.. and i locked the door.. not letting him in. =DD my key spoilt due to him. aww..

ok.i built this plane all by myself.. =D im proud of myself..

and vday. cele with 2 little boy.. how ghey.. aww.. played left4dead with chris.. so fuunnny.. and slept.. ogosh.. exam coming. zz. im super duper lazy..

p\s - my goods haven receive..

p\s\s - im now super broke..

.Saturday, February 14, 2009 ' 3:02 PM Y

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FRI - was super 2 hrs of lesson.. went to sch. done MAMs exam paper.. ogosh. i didn know how to do some Q..

ok. was suppose to be wearing class tee. and i did.. we were suppose to have lunch.. but we did-n.. its was so shited ytd.. someone went back malaysia.. someone meeting his mum. == left me? and danial.. ok. danial acc me go bpp .. and he went home after that. went to lot 1 .. bought a le basketball.. $62.. bought food home..

suppose to have a gd lunch tgt.. but i ate alone at home.. -.- ok. at least i find that the noodle tasted much more better den aluima.. after eating went for bball alone. tested the ball. super light the ball.. after that teckwee came and acc him to eat.. and went home slp..

woke up at 6+.. waited for chris to call me.. and went to simlim..

worn something formal todayy.. and they were wearing super casual..

went simlim. chris bought his gaming CPU.. 500++ oo.. super rich ..

im driving car. =DD i want a bike licence.. but im super lazy ..

ok. after simlim. went back teckwhye.. meet co.. planned to go geylang see pretty girl. and have trial sex due to the V.day.. but =[[ they didn want to go. aww.. in e end headed to shavon.. KTV lounge.. and they went home changed to long pant.. lol.. troublesome..

played pool with chewsze.. actually i win her twice.. but my white ball shited inside the hole once.. so i win her once.. xoxo its so fun playing small pool table.. at least i can get better score. hoho. CHEWSZE U R SUCKY!!! kidding..

ron manged to bk a room..

lights off..

light on..

the room was super cool.. so spacious.. long long sofa. and super big tv.. sing sing sing .. sang until 2.40am.. and went to teckwhye blk 145 for dinner.. i ate my dinner at 3am.. gosh.. the food at 3am tasted like overdue food.. lol.. ok. went home bathed and slp..

p\s - after xyz days saw my horny girlfriend..

p\s\s - happy v.day. =[[

p\s\s\s - i want go geylang!! xD

.Friday, February 13, 2009 ' 12:48 AM Y

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lesson was normal. poned MPI. lol. went for MEMS.. having presentation.. i kana cocked up. guess my assignment for MEMs wasnt that great.. fine fine fine. went canteen 2.. and when timah for pool..

ok. i cant deny my teeth is real white.. bink blinkk**

ok. this is the story.. to prevent myself from kana kill by jiehui. the story wasnt been told.. so create a story of this pic. his sexy emotion. and her hunger desperate for....

ok. cheers.. =[[ i wasnt on the pic. aww.. because other den me none of them like to cam.. or maybe i watch too much scandal.. hmm..

pool lesson..

soccer..

ok. pool sucks. =DD anw took 61 with danial and jiehui. went to queentown.. i wanted to buy my sport thing.. queenway is a heaven for me.. i super like to go there.. super many school girl.. drool.. one thing i hate is the tranportation to dere is v troublesome.. ok. i just gt my concession.. 52dollar.. i paid myself.. oyea. queenway. walked like round and round.. i can say out all the shop name in order ordy. that how much i walked.. ok. i bought jesery.. and 10dollar for only the shity printing of my name.. super expensive.. but just for love of my name.. bought new nike shoes bag. super nice. super big. includes a pocket for moneyy.. i didn have chance for shoes and balls.. just that time is simply not enough..

jiehui bought herself 2 skinny.. super cheap.. i wanted buy jeans. but didn see nice one.. or found gd texture but super expensive.. =[[ danial was thinking of what to buy for her gf.. so.. was telling him buy flower.. if u tink flower is too common.. think again. in one year how many times u can receive flower.. too common? nahnah.. so and so.. a lot crap inside bus.. =DD

passed this shop.. jiehui was super horny after seeing this. gosh..

she darn happy when she saw price war.. war for price. low price VS lower price VS lowest price.. she duper happy because she can buy her lovely items.. ok. i guess jiehui will be wearing sexy tmr.. something strike her to be in fashion road.. ^^

last lunch in sch tmr.. anyone??