_|_ my sexyy life _|_

2011-02-05T21:30:00.002+08:00

a contract of 6 years..
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im a regular.. i dun upsize to large.. 6 year isnt a long period.. its a darn fucking long period of 6 years.. i have to kill myself from mon to fri in camp.. wkend then i get to fuck my own bed.. after my aunt talked to me.. she told me army life isnt the best when the econ is rising.. pay are higher.. job are better.. she asked me to focus on my degree cert.. a diploma cert will suffer.. maybe not now.. but im sure in future..
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a degree guy and a dip guy with both same effort in job.. if u r boss.. u promote degree guy and not dip guy.. that fact and its so realistic..
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if i ever sign on.. i will be out on 28yr old.. if i manage to get a degree cert.. its will be so useful.. if i didn able to get a cert during my ns.. i will be wasting more of my life .. my life to get pt time study while working..
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if i dun get to sign on.. i will be out on 24.. and i will get my cert on 27.. but i cant afford myself a degree cert..
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its both win win lose lose situation.. i will able to get a better income if i sign on now.. but my life getting restricted.. i will able to focus on my study properly but im a poor guy.. what to do.. do to what? i need to tink.. i need a clear vision..

2011-01-13T22:58:00.003+08:00

i know u will happen to be here..

i gt a lot to say too.. but i just wan tell u.. move on.. dun hold the memories.. its pointless.. just move on ba.. i will not contact u.. i will nv able to see what happening in ur life.. i wish i can see but its not the right way to do it..

bye jing..

2010-12-05T16:21:00.002+08:00

im just back from outfield.. its was a hell experience but i manage to overcome it.. my field camp was at mon to thur.. mon we got our road march all the way.. its was abt 9km long with 10+ kg of bag, water and sar21.. heavy loaded.. we manage to march dere and we started to build barsha tent.. was easy task.. but when rain come abt, the soil soften and the tension of the tent falls.. we got our training there.. the mud was disgusting.. dirty.. fuckup.. but we have no choice but to sit stand lay on it.. 2nd day we digged shell scrape and the night slp on it.. the shell scrape was fun.. fouth day we learn our combat drills and we had our mission into forest and train with blanks.. its was fun but the clothes were dirty and stink like rotten fish.. smell it and i swear you vomit.. haha.. after camping we went back bathe n rest and we went to urban training for 2 days.. cocked up but i duno y i passed. HAHA..

i hate cleaninig sar 21..

2010-11-05T22:50:00.003+08:00

superstar.. HAHA.. i just went hair tattoooo on fri.. 6 days before my NS.. haha.. it cost me 40 dollar to cut this ultra cool hair.. i love it a lot..

baby~

i like it a lot.. haha..

recently i fall in love with bollywood movie.. unltra cool movie.. their story line is so much better then any movie.. chinese or english movie.. every words and action they did, they have related and deep meaning..

counting down.. 5.5 days..

2010-11-04T08:53:00.005+08:00

its been awhile since i last posted..

i just broked up with my gf..

i only can say im sorry to you.. partly im not rdy.. i didn meant to hurt you but i cannt dun hurt you this time.. the very last time i swear.. i just hope u will be out of it soon..

i alway remember how i know you and how we first meet.. its wonderful.. after exchange number at facebook, we started to msg each other.. tried asked you down to meet me but first few times u didn wan to come.. maybe your r shy.. but you did come blk 8 and i saw you.. a tall girl.. and pretty.. with a lot of holy words.. such a cute holy girl..

after the first meet, we meet up afew times.. i rmb how cute i slp.. slping while grabbing my elmo.. love my bed near the wall.. you said its coooling.. and i find your answer dumb.. i just need a aircon for you.. and we can have our lovely slp at cold room..

i rmb first time i go amk, to fetch you from grandma hse.. first time you hugged me in mrt.. its was weird hugging in mrt, im okie if you like it.. i like to hug u a lot.. just tat im alway eating your sexy hair .. one day all ur hair gone because i ate it.. haha.. the first time i went to find you at ur grandma hse.. i only can rmb the nice food and she said ke jia ren v stingy.. its not the money im stingy.. its my heart stingy.. my tolerence in my heart is little.. small incident i can be guai lan for long..

this led us to unhappiness..

i cant give u the ben you first meet.. first impression is unreal.. as time goes by.. u realise that im hurting you alway.. i have been wasting my life for cold war.. if i can spend these time wisely, life will be in a better situation for you and me..

i dun deny i still love u.. i dun deny i still hurt u if we continue.. so let the past be memories.. work towards your future..

i will alway be beside you...indirectly..

2010-07-16T22:15:00.003+08:00

im finally jobless after 4 mths..

thank auntie julie and shirly for the angbao and earpiece..

its v toufu of them .. i like working in the workplace.. we are so gum tgt ordy.. just that im not getting what i suppose to get paid.. thus i have to find another job.. its like sian.. overall the workplace is kinda messy. HAHA.. but i love the place.. with chair to sit and listen to music and talk abt shit stuff.. its enjoyment !!!

=D i need to get an iphone ordy.. =) byeee

2010-07-11T11:10:00.002+08:00

sat - went out with sis and the two little boy.. awww.. ziming is getting more n more jialat liao. =.= he didn wan listen to us with a black long darn face.. always..

went to HK cafe to makan and headed to PS to play game. hahaa.. eventually jie n i are the person who played the game .. lol.. we snatch the tokens away and played ourselves.. HAHA..

went carrefour bought a miniature toy car for 36 dollar for jingyuan bday present. =)

went home and played e car.. he's noob shit can.. keep banging the walls.. HAHA.. alright, i cannot deny im pro .. so much better then both of them. =D HAHAAA

its jie bday today. =) happy bday!!!!

2010-07-11T10:54:00.002+08:00

happy bday to me n teckwee .. 4th july.. i received a lot angbao's money from my parent and jie.. ok.. by now i posted this post. the angbao money become so much less then its empty red packet ordy. HAHA..

thank pple who texted me and pple who bought me present.. a starbuck voucher.. a box of chocolate delivered by singpost! a lovely chocolate made by sili.. =D and a lot drinks..

i replied to pple that 21st bday to me is just a normal bday.. a normal day.. throught its shall be a big event to cele the start of being a adult.. nahh.. im ordy a adult.. i watch porn. =D LMAO

siong called me head to blk 8 .. ok. he and xiaozhong bought us a cake..

im so happy, the effort put in to cele for us.. it might just be a cake.. a v normal cake.. but wad is counted is their sincere and effort and time and our bonding..

2010-06-27T11:13:00.003+08:00

thanks girl for ytd.. alright.. im super fine now.. the lanjiao bennnnie.. HAHA.. i learnt something from her actually.. and i not gona tell it out.. =) i shall improve and continue my life..

meet up the girl at cine.. went to xin wang cafe to have our dinner while waiting for rahh.. the asshole.. HAHA.. she woke up at 4pm.. and we last minute contacted her.. she's so steady okie.. =) everyone dere is so steadyy.. haa.. glad to have pple like u three..

ying yong and two milk tea.. its a nice drink.. but fuck the yingyong.. its bitter? lol..

LOL..

had my baked rice.. =)

yellow monster.. HAHA..

its a mango ice katchang.. only during our mango, rah then reach.. funny part is.. i was wearing my black frame and a long sleeve blue shirt button all the way. a black pant a black shoes. she didn recongnise ME at all. she was waving her head left right .. and i was waving my hand at here.. dumbass she didn see me.. HAHA.. she looked surpise after knowing i was infront of her.. HHA..

alright the best thing is she had her korean food at home.? and she was full and she was angry too.. she ordered chicken porridge, dumpling and milk tea.. we looked so surpise that she can order so much food when she just ate.. HAHA..

TOY STORY 3

i blv that nothing went wrong, i will be watching with her todayy.. i know i shouldn think abt these anymore.. alright that will be my last statment abt her.. TY3 is a darn sad story.. it talks abt when andy grow up, he didn play with woody and the toy anymore.. andy is abt to move to collage and he prepare to keep his toy up and his mom mistaken that its a trashbag.. they manage to escape and a lot happening happen in sunshine .. and how woody manage to recuse them from the evil strawberry smell teddy.. HHAA.. and how in e end how andy made his choice of giving all the toys including woody to someone worth to have it.. its the best movie..

each sencriao is done up to a clear explaination and such emotional that my eye is wet.. OMG!!

indeed a good movie of the years and no wonder its the num 1 views in singapore. =)

2010-06-25T22:18:00.002+08:00

i gt a girlfren...

yet i dun feel like it..

her status was way infront of me..

i look like nothing to her..

i have hell lot of topics to talk..

but not now..

im silent.. so silent.. so silent..

just dun give up.. i working it out..

its difficult to work it out other then just sang by Adam Lambert..

im so poor that im earn pity me.. 840 .. she earning 2.1k.!

that will be the status diff i guess.. hais..

2010-06-20T20:20:00.004+08:00

父亲节快乐

<~love~>

father days fall on 3rd wk of june.. which is today.. happy father day. =) just gathered for dinner.. food was nice, my dad was nice too.. ordered 3 bottle of beer.. jingyuan drinked mine beer.. =)

we went lot one today.. exchanged iris's bb 1mth cake.. went funfair, jie was playing the shoot down the cans game.. she sucks.. dad played too.. HAHA.. it was omg!!! he played it too.. ok.. dad is lot better then jie.. =D Nouvelle went to watch movie with her dad.. =) i rmb my dad use to bring me watch the lost world.. which is when im still tiny.. i didn pay for the entry.. its so rare if we able to watch movie tgt ordy..

nonetheless, i love my dad and my mum.. they are the greatest parent i had.. i can say it because i only gt 1 dad n 1 mum.. lolol.. =)

on our way to lot one.. yuan took my glass and wore it.. he looked soo.. omg.!! CUTE~

cute boys.. pls include me too.!!

alright.. teckwee jio me to go pub on last fri.. asked stace to join us.. didn manage to go to frontier.. so we went . err. i forgt the pub name.. but its quite a nice place.. but i dun like the squeezy environment.. sing sang sung with stacee.. she's so crazy abt her songs.. a regular long dress girl served us.. she's hot.. we had some conversation tgt.. she look nice.. =)

stace and me. =)

coffee bean on sat.. meet stace and went town to shop.. bought nothing.. sucks.. nothing caught my eyes.. maybe im blind.. maybe im matured..

SPOONGEBOB.. AHHHHH~ BOB~

gg shop again nex wkend.. =) hope she dun know how to fly kite..

tmr mon.. BLUEE~ ZZZZ

2010-06-05T22:59:00.002+08:00

bugis with jie and jingyuan.. =) jie wanted buy some clothes.. thus we went to bugis shopp.. a nice sunny day..

when i bring him out.. all the attention are given to him.. but im proud even they look at him, i get some of his fame..

lmao this photo..

took some photo with him while jie shopp.. bugis is loaded with a lot girls.. =) went arcade and topped 10dollar.. played bowling, bball, guns, racing car.. HAA.. jingyuan was so noob at bball.. he shoot the ball will nv able t reach the ring.. lmao.. its alway so fun bring him out.. =D

went eat kfc.. 2 set of ole ole and cheese fries.. he ate all the fries,, and had whiped potato and drinks.. he such a piggy.. so much hope that he dun grow up.. staying at his age and nv grow.. ever time i sees him.. i feel he's getting bigger and also notti.. hope that he will be a good boy that listen to us all the time..

2010-05-29T11:39:00.002+08:00

a chapter of life has ended.. a new start has began.. move on and a great journey is awaiting for me.. nevertheless thank my poly's fren for all this 3 year.. a frenship that is hardly to be forget.. but i know.. when time pass.. we are no longer having things in common.. this is the cause of our frenship dragging apart.. the feeling of graduation is great.. but the sorrow in my heart is not im no longer a poly student but a adult, it's im gg gapping with my fren from the day i finish sch. =(
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i hardly tink of myself having a future.. i dun have a far sight.. a far plan.. but after i gone into ns, i will use the great two year tinking all over again.. for the past 20 years, i able to hit up to a diploma cert, but what i really learnt is just nothing.. if u ask me, what i rmb during my poly's studies i will say nothing much.. during poly, i just hope one day pass one day.. this kind of think wont led me far.. i really have to.. really have to.. i need to take plan for my future.. =)
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life is useless when u had nothing
guys wont really love a girls who have no talent
i wont wan anyone to tink im skill-less.. untalented..

2010-05-23T07:20:00.002+08:00

shopping at bugis and town ytd.. went bugis was thinking of buying some clothes... but was packed.. went to find starbuck to chill.. was packed till no place to seat.. thus took mrt to town to continue to search for starbuck.. in e end went wisma for drinks.. went far east.. bought a tie and a pants for mon graduation.. wanted to tapled it.. but it take quite sometime to finish.. so i had to just wear it..

indian dinner at far east.. went OC roof top to chill.. and went homee .. =)

2010-05-22T22:03:00.002+08:00

after third tried.. i passed my TP.. yet to plan to get any bike.. gg NS real soon.. thus it will be useless if i had a bike when it will be storing at my hse carpark for wkdays.. lmao.. nonetheless i gt 18 points for my 3rd TP.. its a just pass score but im happy .. =))

cute baby.. =) he's iris bb.. adorable is the only word for him.. =D

2010-05-02T10:48:00.002+08:00

passed my TP!~

as stated.. i successed after taking 3rd TP.. its not as easy as seen to be.. immt failure, wobble, stall, fall are all the critical factors that add on the failures..

1st time - slope kills me..
2nd time - wobble darns me..
3rd - soon the bike will bang me in road..

and thanks to pple who wished me.. although no the first time pass but i didn give up and eventually made it .. secured 1 licence.. =) inside the waiting room. im so nervous,, it's the third time im inside the room.. the different between the third time inside is im inside the room darn long.. abt 2 hrs.. that a good thing okie. =)

gg make my licence on monday morning.. it cost a bomb man!! 50 bucks.. kao.. == hahaa

it doesn't make us compatible to be a couple..
im so dislike the way that u treated me infront of your neighbour, infront of your parent..
but it's not longer important,
we are not tgt anymoree..

hope nex time u can find someone who able to wait..
im not a patient person to you..

love you.. yet it wont be the same love anymore..

take care of your nose.. =)

2010-04-20T23:32:00.006+08:00

dinnnerrrr with J .. =)

she bought me nicee durian puff.. its soft and tasted like duriann.. nicee .. =) thank girl.. 3>

dinning at swensens.. quite a nice dinning place with nice food and environment..

mega err. forgot wad i ordered.. but the serving is reasonable compare with the pricee.. serious cant finish everythingg..

J's fishy.. she only know how to eat fish and chip.. but where's the chips? tender fish .. yummy..

flagg.. US flag.. i was telling to J.. during pri sch, we were asked to draw singapore's flag.. its not easy to draw.. but compare to US kids, how tedious they have to draw .. the stars.. goshh.. its killing them..

i dislike my milo scopee.. yuckks.. J had her strawberry.. hope she like itt.. =) after dinnerr when slacked @ PG. and awhile ltr J went home. and i took 190 homeee.. spent a bomb todayy.. im sure that the much i spent, worth it..

J is doing her math.. hope she dun wore herself out.. have a good night slp..

2010-04-17T22:40:00.004+08:00

SHOPPPPPPING @ BUGIS..

BEN: HI deree.. went bugis with jeff todayy.. its been awhile since i last shopped.. finally im poor again.. bugis is alway packed.. packed with girls and shoppers.. didn change much.. just that B.V had lot more sex shops.. had U-mian @ junction and went village buy tee.. after that went shi ma ru baibai..

its been awhile too that i went dere baibai.. when i was small, my parent bought us along dere to baibai.. as we grow up, we tend to go dere baibai during CNY only.. and now, my grandma shifted hse.. ( nearer to my hse.. =D ) i dun even get to go dere anymoree.. went to buy joss stick.. i tot the bigger joss will be better.. so i went to the auntie and buy 3 big joss stick.. and i went inside baibai.. out of so many joss,, mine was the biggest.. so it's kinda weird.. all using normal size except me.. ~_~

after that went to find SIngapore Poool .. first time buying 4D.. bought 4032 for sat n sun.. 2 dollar big.. so its total 4dollar.. i gave e cashier 10 buck and she return me 1 dollar.. because i didn know hw to count the 4D big or small bet.. i didn bother.. lucky she return me my remaining moneyy.. gt one ah ma asked me buy 4D for her.. i didn help her.. sorry ah ma. =p i duno how to buy 4D how to help her buyy.. tsk..

shopped awhile more.. bought a expensive watch.. 129.. its expensive.. but i didn worn any watch for the past few years.. so i guess its worth it to get onee.. so i can keep track of my time. =)

jingyuan alway curious abt my tongue piercingg.. i didn tell him its percing because he still young.. didn know wad thatt.. i told him it's dabian.. lmao.. im piercing dabiann. HAHA.. he alway ask me show him my 'daaaabian'.. =) gona remove it before NS.. =) im a good boy..

alright. i shall go bed now.. good boy again. =)

night girl..

2010-04-12T21:48:00.002+08:00

love diffused

im no longer the one who is sweet to you..

im no longer the one who bedtime story with you..

im no longer the one.... u know..

i have a lot to say.. yet i unsure where to start.. you card is still with me.. i wanted to show u when i just finished.. i didn have chance.. and i tink wont be anymore chances.. i made up my mind.. i will never look back ..

call me selfish or what i dun care.. because soon u will find a bf.. same goes to me, a gf.. =) your bf will want to stay with u till late night.. im not the guy with share the same thoughts as u.. no point carrying on.. no point crying.. no point...

2010-03-12T21:58:00.002+08:00

I LOVE YOU~

2010-02-22T22:09:00.000+08:00

for you..

2010-02-22T10:34:00.003+08:00

sun - a v happy 21st bday to zhihui.. guess she had her a cool bday party.. a big cake.. lots of frens.. lots of relative.. her pillow woof.. and cake smashing.. HAHA.. had lots of fun playing cards game.. forfit eating some weirdo food.. new year cookie + chilli.. lmao. =) 1 more day to your actual bdayy..

im sorry for what i have done to you.. i know i hurted you.. the only thing i could do is to say sorry.. so true that u shall focus on ur studies first.. afterall its your N lvl this year.. the sweetest period was the first few day we talked to each other. isnt it?? miss that time too.. u asked me remind you thur for your MT.. i can see what you was thinking when u asked me to remind you.. and i promise i will remind you .. u asked Daniel to msg me to go escape with u.. i rejected you.. because i dun wan to have too much contact between us.. we alway still can talk.. and u r my sis husband cousin.. =) good luck for your retest and test..

2010-02-20T09:17:00.000+08:00

baby,, soon u will forget me and live happily.. =)

2010-02-13T10:54:00.002+08:00

first, wish everyone a happy chinese new year.. sad to say i wasnt into the mood of cny.. too much thing happening.. today was new year eve. my shushu passed me an angbao while i half awake.. i didn feel any happier receiving angbao at all.. maybe im old enough.

during my pri sch time. angbao is the only sorce of income that i had.. $2 $4 ... small amount can make me smile for the whole day.. darn no wonder my mouth alway cramp.. ==

exams are less then a week.. i haven really prepared.. thur - PM, fri- RMV..
troubled with frens.. this year cny wont be the same anymore.. fuck it ..

alright.. i shall go bathe and bye world..

p\s - missing someone is as painful as lossing someone.. i was thinking abt you the whole night..

2010-02-11T18:40:00.003+08:00

post that's for you..

you eyes are so beautiful that i know that its communicating to me..

the day i know you not that long.. but i enjoyed every single day after i known u..

everyday passed, my feeling for you increases day by day..

i was scare that one day i will fall in love with u.. fall into a pit, a love pit.. a endless love pit that u made..

i have started to feel the feeling that i had for u.. i have to stop it.. i know its not right to do it.. inorder to stop, i have to stop all conversation with u.. its selfish.. but i wont wan to hurt u anymore.. i hope u understand it..

i wish i were dere with u forever.. and i know its wont happen.. i missed u every second .. im wondering, if u are thinking of me.. deep down your heart calling my name..

soon it will be cny.. soon u will forget ben, this person from your memories..

love ...mine,

2010-02-09T23:03:00.001+08:00

http://shoppingisfun-forteens.blogspot.com/

SHOPPING IS ALWAY FUN..

its more fun if u click the link.. only for teens that four-teen and above.. =)

2010-01-01T11:48:00.002+08:00

cute guy like them..

that's my retro glassse.. =))
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went jp meet jie and this 2 little boy.. forgt bring wallet.. went long john eat chicken combo.. duno y inside gt one prawn.. guess they accidently put inside.. =) ohhhh. =DD haha. went walked around.. both the boy were v notti.. making me so tired.. they went arcade.. wanted to play this play that.. lol.. i tink jie spent a lot on arcade everytime bring them out.. =)
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went home.. bathed and ate.. went take 190 to town meet siong.. =) meet xy and chewsze first and headed down @313.. first time went.. quite nice palce with nice girls.. droool~ headed to central.. darn tall.. windy at the top.. nearly blow me off..
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bus-ed 7 to haji lane shisha.. went 2nd floor.. costyyy environment.. but the stair was like.. shakyy when moving up ..

sucked too much shisha.. nid to do a lot exercise to release the harmful sustance inside my lung.. =)

lost our way while walked around haji.. so we headed to marina sq take bus.. darn security guard lo.. we jump over the stair-block.. and he said.. cannt u see the sign.. go back.. == we went up again.. tsk.. waited for 3N for near 2 hrs.. eventually the darn bus come.. headed home.. omgh. 3N cost 4 dollar.. so expensive.. zzzzz...

happy new yr.. =D

2009-12-19T07:52:00.004+08:00

last paper todayy.. test paper was fine.. =)

night went learn 7.01 .. u turn.. gt problem stable myself.. but i passed.. gg for 8.01.. circuit + road evalution .. good luck dude.. =) real soon i will get my own bike riding at the expressway at 100km/hr.. TP will come approach me and play catching with me.. lmao. =D

chris didn manage to pass ys the gift he had.. maybe tmr we will go down find her.. else on tue.. =)

its holi isnt it? dere sch on mondayy.. =(

early xmas wishh =)

- graduate from poly..

i love poly a lot.. with cheap nice food.. with pretty girls.. there's nothing able t compare being a student.. time passed real fast.. by end of feb.. i will finish my last exam paper and away from poly..

- bike licence

vrrrooooom.. =) nvtheless safety is a big factor for me to look into during riding.. =) hope i will one shot pass my TP on jan 20th..

- jie's wedding

31th jan.. =) she will wear the beautiest dress in her life time..

ok.. i tink i gg slp .. night folkss..

2009-12-17T09:46:00.005+08:00

hello..

went bball ytd.. went jelapang dere play.. =)

played 3 matches.. and won 3 matches..

first match nearly cause a fight. woo.. ok. they said i was rough.. i tink just abit rough only.. little bit rough.. nevertheless i stop playing after that..

sadness there dont have any girl.. zzz..

went back block 8.. ok. block 8 have lot more girls.. =DDD

played bullet with xy rodney tw.. gosh. teckwee won the game.. tskk~

went home at near 11pm..

chris shown me his letter writing for a girl.. its was touched.. so nicee.. anyone wan read? =D charging money .. 2dollar per read. =) pm me for more..

tmr last paper .. haven study.. but im gg study now.!! and i meant it .. NOW!!!

bye folks.. its holi after tmr. =)

p/s - PPL ltr at 4.. =)

p/s/s - fri night drama

p/s/s/s - last paper tmr. =)

2009-12-15T21:19:00.006+08:00

hello folks..

went sch .. saw darn vik .. lol.. and bryan jf tony and his gf.. =) had lunch at makan place.. headed to chris police camp.. bused 7 to citylink.. walked to MSQ .... and to suntec.. back to citylink.. gave my bank acc to the incharge.. =) headed to BK to eat..

chris wrote his love card .. he gg give it to her on fri.. LOL.. good luck dudee..

wishing ball..

wrote on the ball.. a lot wishes.. hope it come true. =)

2009-12-08T23:15:00.001+08:00

NUMBER 11.. =)

5.02.. cleared.. after 3 times of doing same boring things.. finallly got over this shit..

6.01 theory X 3..
7.01
8.01

TP test.. =)

2009-12-08T23:13:00.002+08:00

PANEL 5 .. all overr..

nah.. left with report.. zzz

coolest mems robot with mems babyy.. =)

2009-11-30T21:44:00.001+08:00

The Milking machine..

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that theequipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage himself.

He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success.Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with his cell phone (Thank god for cell phones! )."Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder? " "Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons. Have a nice day."

2009-11-25T21:13:00.002+08:00

u wil nv get the best supervisor .. only i have the honor to have his as my project supervisor..

u will nv imagine FYP until 5.. and he came at 5.. and he solely talked for 1 hrs.. not 59 min.. its 1 hr.. how nice of him can he be.. and our grp tio lectured until we learnt our lesson.. =) its nice of him..

went meet chris.. he gave me gift that he bought from thai. including a cool wallet.. a softtoy bear.. a bottle of volka and battery.. eh? battery ??? ok.. he asked me solder the battery.. lmao.. anw thank chris.. went blk 8 after that.. bballed 4 match.. won 3 match.. after bball i forget everything my supervisor said.. goshh.. dead.. buring midnight oil tonight~

2009-11-23T22:00:00.003+08:00

early xmas.. =)

christmas day was a special day.. a few year ago.. i rmb we went out.. we had lots of fun.. its was a special day until now.. and it remain special till the end of my journey.. even its xmas,, its the warmest period of all time.. just because there love inside it.. there no chance for changes.. but i believe i gt my best chance 3 yrs ago..

and i missed my baby.. =(

squake squake**

im worth something..

2009-11-23T21:51:00.002+08:00

its just a RTT .. but its shows that hard work pays off.. 360 mins of practice to get a pass in theory test.. =)

im so into bike nowaday.. tmr having 3.02.. E-brake.. gd luck to myself..

last panel is so close .. countdown of 7 days.. getting over this fyp isnt a problem.. however we still gt a long way to get the best out of it.. im a nobody.. because nothing is also something..

p\s - im somebody ..

2009-11-23T21:42:00.000+08:00

My Time's UP?

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God,

she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years. Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

(You'll love this)

God replied: "I didn't recognize you!"

2009-08-14T23:08:00.004+08:00

DEAD BLOGGG.. relink me at this kuku webb. =D its sweet man..

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http://kuku.onsugar.com/

2009-08-13T23:33:00.001+08:00

ok.. i saw the upload pic bar.. but i cant click on it and blog with photos.. sooo.. fine.. 13th.. chris bdayy. =)

wish u a very 21st bday asshole~ ok.. buffet was nice.. but abit too hot .. lol.. and the cake i n angie n ying n tw n xiong bought one is darn nice.. old folk cant stop praising.. small kid cant stop fighting.. nonetheless the fruit cake tasted nice too.. i like the strong fav of the mango fruit cake..

ok. i been feeling real weird recently.. it was like.. wtf.. but its okie.. its gg over soon, i guess..

worst day in canteen four.. the shit thing started when jaryl took my pregnant fish and i ask him return me.. he return the part that he biten.. and i u give back my fish and i eat.. ok. i actually ate it.. and soon shit situation came.. ok.. bun with M&M choco with jap veg with ice with diff fav of water and worst with tomato sauce.. they dared me for 20buck.. ok. i actually ate it.. i gt this nice video of myselff eating.. but it seen i cant upload. so i guess u wont like t see it also.. lol

off to slp.. last day of sch before exam started..

2009-08-07T22:41:00.003+08:00

SUMO ROBOT.. =))

IR sensor

white line sensor

debugger ..

and coolest programming session.. was fun doing sumo robot..

think to make it real

plug to make it power

program to make it pro

transfer to make it true

done to make it fight

=))

bball after schh.. xingyuan asked me to go bball.. ok.. xingyuan u shouldnt have tell lies.. u dun haf to scam pple by telling us is they want 5v5 with us.. it make not different for me that u want 5v5 with them or they want 5v5 with us.. such a loser for telling lies okie..

bball losted like shit.. how to play full court with dere not teamwork one.. pple tk bball and they shoot. they dun care inside gt 2 pple guarding u.. tskk.. it just make me want to be solo too .. == 4 point for us.. 21 point for themm.. lol.. wad a loser..

2009-08-07T22:37:00.002+08:00

lol...

cutted my hand during drilling.. didn clamp the workpiece and piakkk.. == and it bleeded..

HDB painting session..

wow.. i hope they dun see inside the window of girl changin clothes.. else if i will want to work that job too~~~ lmao..

towned with chris.. he is such a cb kiaa.. ion orchard was a nice place to see char bo.. nice and sexyy girl.. =)) tmr town with him again.. =D

2009-08-07T22:27:00.003+08:00

MONDAYY.. panel 3.. =) suckie..

ok .. panel was super fucked up.. i gt this problem of saying MUCH MORE BETTER.. which is incorrect.. and i kena shoot by Mr cheah.. omghh.. his ear is so sharp yo.. =(( and we presented and kena shooted more than 45min..

KAP mac after that..

yum yumm.. shaker fries is indeed nice.. not long after,, i find it tasted so salty.. and sundae ice cream.. =)

finally i can blogged..

2009-08-04T22:35:00.000+08:00

lol.. went town with chris.. went t ion shop shop.. omgh. wtf.. girl r so.. fucking sexy and hot.. and chris drooled...
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went to wisma for slim pants.. no size.. must wait for few dayys..
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went to lucky plazza for sex shop.. lol.. inside really nothing much. just some cool big vibrators..
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walked to PS.. chris is big cb kia.. dere this grp of pple SMU pple doing charity for the duno wad organization... he say the pple he siam sia.. he kena shocked den hope to e other side.. ok.. super malu.. ==
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wanted go iluma.. but didn go.. =))
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arcaded.. played e bball game. lol.. hand super tiredd..
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went blk 8 find chewsze and siong.. played awhile and home.. =))
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iluma on sat.. =D
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im fucking dead i didn do Mr Cheah report at all..

2009-07-31T19:49:00.001+08:00

random pic..

last tue went to town with zhiyuan and kennyy.. shopped around.. and went t G2000 to buy formal wear for next wk panel 3.. =) too long didn town ordyy... ion was nice.. due to many shop didn open, didn know where to startt.. i prefer orchard MRT.. linkagee.. TANG was a scary place.. i was too poor liaoo.. =(

pon-ed SMC todayy. wtf lo.. == i didn able to finish my SMC report.. 1.5k words leh.. == went to sch @ 12.. started my project thingyy.. still there's problem on the movement.. bought the robot home to investigate.. =D asked MR LIM to come sch tmr cause the grp nid to touch up and recheck on the design.. MR LIM say nvmd one la.. sure gt problem one la. panel 3 tell them e problem.. den tell them we will relook into the wheel etc part.. lol..

im so fucking dead.. i haven really started my panel 3.. == haizz.. as gd as dead.. im so lazyy..

2009-07-31T19:45:00.002+08:00

mad doll nerdd..

POLKA dott..

2009-07-31T19:19:00.002+08:00

scaryyy shoes. lol..

and blogger suckss..

2009-07-29T12:27:00.001+08:00

hello.. im in sch and i saw my bar.. i can upload pic. .YOYOYOYO.. however i didn bring my cable to sch. == bye

2009-07-29T07:17:00.001+08:00

omgh.. wtf with blogger.. == i cant upload any pic.. the bar just disappear just like that.. im so fucking lan lan.. == not gg blog anymore.. byee

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2009-07-22T22:35:00.001+08:00

RAWR.. LION~ lol..

2009-07-21T17:20:00.001+08:00

went sch today.. jiehui didn come.. she told van she headache .. wad a scannnnnerr.. she told me she gg stay up late ytd which made the reason y she didn come today.. she dun feel like waking up.. art lesson was bored.. wisp was even boring.. 3 grp spent like all my life presenting their slide.. and finally over.. i didn submit my assignment 3 because ms ines told me nex wk hve to come .. wtfuck.. == so i hand in nex wk,,

went NSC.. i was lying on the bed and she unbutton my shirt and half way my stomach groannned... like RAWRRRR.. super malu sia.. but i said excuse me... haha.. groaned two time.. she asked nv eat ur lunch ah. i told her i finish sch come find u. nv eat anything.. den she also do nothing..i tot she will like give me 20dollar ask me go order mac and eat.. lol. awwww....

and went home.. im lazy do my stuff.. fuckin~

2009-07-19T08:34:00.002+08:00

recent + est update is on SCPG bdayy.. 16th julyy.. im so jealous .. he having 3 cake and i have none for my this yr bdayy.. ==

cake 1 for smashh

cake 2 for smashhhh

its fun playing but some sort its fucking wasteful of doing this kind of stuff.. totally cost 17 - 18dollar.. rather expensive and wasteful.. afterall the person spend hard time designing and baking the cake and we just smash and .. its gone..

hardly want to imagine who came up this idea.. but i swear i wont be so wasteful anymore.. =)

i want to say jane cake was nice.. but i had only 2 mouth of it.. =((((

bball ytd.. was coughing like mad.. omgh.. but i tink its good that i can expend more of my lung to get even more oxygen.. =) muhahaha.. what can i sayy.. ytd weather is so.. fucking stuffyy? its not sunny nor windy.. just inbetween.. no strong sun no wind.. i sweated like tapwater.. played match with chi na pple.. we won 2 out of 3 match.. omgh.. they are so pro --- at knocking onto pple.. one thing i dislike them is their dont care whos infront of u.. if u r blocking them.. good luck to u.. but smart ben put two hand onto his bird bird to protect his future. =D so == its not the big size that make u pain.. its the thin one.. because u cant get the rebounce.. poinggg poinggg*

SA zi and chewsze came too~ tw asked the chi na pple for match they reject.. but i ask them for match they agree.. ok.. tw,, u must learn on how to talk to drive pple crazyy.. =DDD with the lady around.. we won the next 1 match with chi na pple and 2 match on tw grps.. headed to CC and shooted some ball and went home cough..

mum gt me mixed veg rice and i tink because its cover and the water evaporate and the food turn smelly.. == so i was like OMGH.. but i watched mao mao potter and ate lizard for my dinner.. =)

poor gerldine working ~ HAHAA.. next time dun work so i can ASK U BBALL okie!!!

p\s - OI ANGIE== when exam over? lol. ur oral take forever to shoot out..

2009-07-17T08:29:00.003+08:00

ok. im fucking sick right now.. my head is hurting me.. the feeling is like my brain cell is suicide one by one.. my lung is so tight that i hardly breath.. the room is at room temperature and i feel so cold.. i could hardly think of my fyp..

pon-ed sch todayy.. having lab ltr.. but no choice.. my head is spinning and i hardly able to catch some bed.. read newspaper.. and this is shitest thing.. there is MIR - man in red inspecting every MRT station spotting people who eat in mrt or at the station.. they are trying to do a zero food in mrt.. not even plain water.. no even sweet.. y not also put no swallowing of saliva too.. lol.. this time i find that they have done abit too much ler. but what will singaporean do.. maybe say say abit.. and they keep quiet for the rest of their life... lol.. but this the lucky part.. i only tk bus to my sch.. so i wont step into mrt station..

hopefully they dun send MIR in every bus to catch people for eating.. this is totally..... i will want kill myself.. lol.. or maybe i will save money and buy a civic if i gt $. lol..

im gg rest.. zzzz.. get well soon bastard..
everyone is sickk.. ==

2009-07-15T22:28:00.003+08:00

way track backk to tue. =) having WISP presentation... and i gt the lowest marks.. jiehui gt the highest marks.. =) ok.. after class went to jia sai with jaryl and danial.. they having another IS human communication presentation.. their lecturer super nice.. lol.. and i waited for danial at his class..

siti was inside the class too.. lol..and danial grp is having presentation..

bryan was slping and i trying to take a oral pic.. but he woke up and ....

smile?and bited my ....

im super well pink dolphin drink.. once drink u will be fine..

ok. i feel super sickky today.. having dirty cough and feel weak.. im so happy if i get h1n1. lol.. and steven bday tmr.. went to BBP with zy and cs to buy cake for tmr action.. a small 2.5dollar chocolate and 10dollar strawberry cake + creamy cream spray? and jane gg bake oral cheese cake..yumm..

lol.. yasmin saww me but SHE WAS ToO SHORT TO BE SEEN.. lalala..

my pinkie pet draw this for me.. lol.. ehh.. lol..

last and the least.. lol.. stupid pple do stupid stuff.. no parking yet dere this big car .. tsk.. ok.. fuck billy steal my sweet and blame on kenny.. awww.. cb viknesh tell lies t me.. eventually billy bought me a mentos grape fav .. he trying harm me but im not so stupid.. mentos kill sperm.. hello.. i will not kill my own sperm okie..
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work wasnt done much today.. mainly due to lazyness.. and jane is doing her work outside the fyp rm.. aww.. how pityy..

i think our class will be super bonded if jiehui hasnt changed.. =(

2009-07-12T22:22:00.002+08:00

now i know why i so dislike u..

why do i make decision first before u trying to make another decision to overlap on mine decision.. why do u don keep on ur own problems first before criticize on my work.. how can u talk abt my work when u haven even complete ur own task.. it's an insult to me that you r telling me what to do what is right and what is wrong..

pls la.. look at ur own problem before poking into my work la.. i dun want to say anything but look at what the fuck you have done today? i didn want to meet up because i cant do outside.. but for the fuck of u.. i wake up at 8 and reach sch at 10.. what have i done in sch? nothing at all.. because i had done my part and what abt you? u haven finish ur part and yet.. u r watching videos.. hello.. thank to your videos.. u left sch at 8pm .. although that ur problem to left sch late but its not wise to do this kind of stuff..

i wont mind if u do or not to do.. but next time pls dont give last min work.. because im not a midnight burner.. i dun do last min.. and pls.. dont plan things after i planned.. i gave u time to plan and u didn plan.. after i plan and u plan.. plsplsplspls.. this is irriting..

2009-07-11T09:10:00.003+08:00

hello everyone.. im super busy that i have no time to blog ..

im super sian because i have no time to shop..

im super lousy because i haven done my PP..

im super happy because its wkend..

im.... hmm.. cannot think ler..

today is my bloody sis bdayy.. and so.

HAPPY BDAY to u~ ok. i have no $ buy u present.. lol. sorry huh~ wait i gt work i buy u some nice dress.. but i guess u have to wait 2 yr more.. lol..

and next i would like to mention the worst fren i ever had.. she the only girl in my class.. i not trying to stab her back but im doing it now..

what so good abt her?

she's frenly..

she's hardworking..

she treat me good..

and did i say her good point was 2 yr ago?

2yr ltr.. she changed..

she suck.. lol..

she turned so lazy in everything.. she make herself look so busy but she is fking free.. she can give up on her sch work for teaching tution.. she can dun do work and rely on others. which is fking true.. she give fking lot of excuses on not doing work and she didn want to make it up.. i was the one asking for meet up.. and i assigned work.. only she's not happy and she dun agree on the work i assigned.. == since she not happy and she did nothing for her assignment but wait and wait..

she only how to slp,, see video,, listen to song.. words from her mouth is either colin, maxi etc pple.. which had no related to me.. ok.. im not trying t b jealous or wad.. but she can spend her fking time on them which had nothing to do with her .. yet she cant spend time on assignment that gt fking lot of things to do with her.. and she fking attutide that she didn want to reply my sms when i assigned work for her.. and i fking sure she will not submit to me on time because she think she's alway right... but i tink she's left..

ok.. let see if she will kill herself or not.. =)

let say abt food.. i cannt stop loving this nice burger.. =D

strawerry ice kechang..

and much love to jj .. he was the nicest fren that i had.. =) thank for ur present.. lol.. he's in AT and we rarely contact.. but he nv forget me.. and he nv forget jiehui.. awww.. if he nv forget jiehui i prefer he forget me.. lol..

thx jj~

im off to bed. waking up at noon for WISP. zzz..

2009-07-08T22:28:00.003+08:00

ok.. im super busyy.. didn do programming today..

sent email t mr thi han for consultation..

asked vik go..

he smsed me say maybe not gg sch..

eventually im e one gg..

having WISP project tmr during FYP..

in other words, i have no time go for programming..

had done with material..

god bless me dun give me so much assignment..

im seriously fking overload..

wisp, art, FYP measurement, calculation, programming, SMC milling machine 1500 words report, quiz, msd quiz, msd e-discuession, msd assignment.. everything dued soon..

fucking asshole. do i seen im free? == chee bye.. im off to slp. tmr is a long day..

i might as well end my life and leave the unrested stuff for others to do.. and might as well others go end their life and leave the stuff to other people and might as well end everyone life..

however i haven enjoyed finish my life.. stress is also an emotion that can turn into motivation.. and motivation can drive me real crazy.. lol.

2009-07-06T21:54:00.004+08:00

LOL.. he's a pussyyy... hahah..

ok. happy bday to myself.. this is a 4th july post.. nothing special.. no cake no nothing... mum didn cele my eng bdayy.. llol.. she cele my chi na dayy.. went alumi at 6.. last time was M day we went alumi .. this time is mine.. =)) bus-ed down.. ok.. ION was super cool.. and big crowd of pple waiting t enter LV shop.. tskk..

had a walk in alumi.. planned to go shesha.. but i lazy walk all the way down.. n 2 pple shesha. guess we will shesha until nex decade.. lol.. saw shiqi.. she told me e arcade v easy get prize.. so i went to arcade.

this guy jump and jump.. its a new tatic of training standing board jump.. like frog sia..

exchanged token.. 20token ..10dollar blehhh away..

ok. some pic wasnt with me.. the pic of me catching soft toy.. i spend a lot of tries before learning on the format of the clampper and the placement of catching the bear.. but now im pro in it okie..but i used up 10dollar for it.. i gt a blue monster at my last 2 coin.. so its like wow..

my virginity of catching a bear.. lol.

look.. im fucking happy.. my teeth is so shinyy..

his name is i duno.. bday 4 july 2009.. same as me.. =D

chilled at the bench.. the aircon wind is super cold..

we went junction.. shopped and bus-ed home.. i know she's tired.. so she went meet her bf.. while i went home do presentation.. == hellooo.. bday i at home do presentation.. how pathatic... =(( ok.. at least i enjoy my day..

oYA.. i steal pple flower again.. 2nd time.. lol.. frst tm was rose.. and now was duno wad flower..

hmm.. smell like... i dun smell anything..

i like this pussy gay pic.. lol..

least thank M for my bday present..

ITS A POLKA DOT BOXER.. ok. thankkk.. i love it like fishh.. haha.. im a polka dot fans.. =)

and once again, thank people for wishing me..

2009-07-06T21:00:00.002+08:00

coconut juice anyonee? hahaha..

FRI MTE FUN DAY

JOL inside my camera.. lol..

some weird charcoal formation..

MTE fun day was alright.. i cant get to find more pic from other pple.. because i know none of them.. lol.. ok.. i was the FOOD IC.. its fun starting up charcoal.. BBQ mashmallow.. BBQ hotdog crabmeat and best of all i bbq-ed satay that is still raw.. okie. i ate it anyway.. =)

have a good day todayy.. =) and a stressful day ahead.. panel 2.. wish me bitchyy..

2009-07-04T23:37:00.002+08:00

happy bday to teckwee

happy bday to me

happy bday to jane

happy bday to weijing

thank people for wishing me.. actually i want name all out .. but its abit lengthy.. and thank minnie for her polka dot boxer.. =D ahaha.. i spend 10dollar to hang softtoy.. hhaa.. will blog when im free.. night~

happy bdayy.. =)

2009-07-01T20:06:00.003+08:00

first thing fuckkk blogger that allow me upload photos but without appearing in the blog.. ok.. so i used photobucket.. a little update about todayy.. gt back my test paper.. =)

received SMC.. gt 90.. ok. its not good enough for me.. but i will work hard on exam..

MSD gt 89 .. quite ok..

fatima..

they are so hardworking recently.. guess they are on diet? haa.. i guess poor owner will be complaining for getting ticket...

had run ytd a
t canel..

saw lightning .. super cool.. ok.. i runnnnn 2.4km.. feel so cool.. and went bball .. =)

lol.. i accidently torn my 5
dollar note.. awwww..

magic~~

ok.. i used it to by drink. and the uncle give me short of 1dollar.. awwwww...!!!

2009-06-29T19:30:00.003+08:00

hello folks..

introducing the in-est thing in canteen four.. the coolest chicky burger.. the patty is soft and added crunchyy veg with mayonnaise.. what more the warmest bun... not oily at all.. yum yum.. ok.. what more it cost only 1.80 for this cute little thing.. =DD wad are u waiting now? prepare 1.80 and go canteen four tmr.. first come first serve.. limited burger.. =)) ohh.. did i mention its at western food? yea.. i just said...

dun doubt me..

yes.. yes. i can eat four burger at one go.. but i didn say i ate four burger.. =)

ok.. nice burger's box.. =DD

fucking asshole i just destoryed y 5dollar note.. i accidently torn my plastic 5dollar.. == i duno how.. but kinda magic to me.. maybe u give me 5 dollar and i can show u my tatic of destorying 5 dollar.. cool huh.. lol.. mr kelvin didn had lesson today.. due to nex mon FYP panel 2.. == billy didn come sch too.. PPP lesson was quite nice actually.. but somehow people wasnt interested.. its draggin our lunch but we still had our lunch ma.. so give in a little time and in return knowledge is tranfered.. =]

doing new design of our product.. cheebye .. ihave to redo proE.. i spent million of second to do the proE.. and now i have to redo .. cut cut del del.. == aww.. ok.. im fucking tired of doing that... do i have a choice.. lol..

van and hafiz came and do AA in my fyp room.. van didn wear shoes and she scared.. haha.. ok.. our TSO is super good one.. provided u dun tickle his armpit.. if not he will get horny~~ ok.. im last to leave the room and goes home.. tired.. i gg slp after watching channel u.. nightnight..

2009-06-28T12:29:00.012+08:00

i DIDN GO ZOO TODAY..

and i duno y it appear this two animals inside my blog..

CS's curry fish head.. lol..

all of us know tat his mum love to cook curry fish head and he ate it daily without fail.. lol.. just nice cs is 19yr old this yr.. and he ate for 19yrs of curry fish head.. tskk..

steven ordered a cake.. ok..

ok. its super lame. we cabbed down to cs hse.. and steven was rushing to go airport.. so i find it quite lame.. super lame.. lol.. so i hope cs will feel happy.. because we saw his some censored video in his laptop.. LOL.

and lrt-ed home.. lol..

2009-06-28T12:18:00.002+08:00

I JUST GT NOTHING TO DO DURING HOLIDAY..

i cutted off my shirt and sew and sew an dada... some shitty work piece..

went nsc.. nurse said me.. cause i didn bk appointment and directly go dere.. ok.. u wont see me if i call and bk appointment.. but was lucky to get to see doctor.. doc steven scammed me.. say he gg wave away my walk in fee.. but he didn.. and he scammed me with over 160dollar of medication.. lol.. tskkk.. fuck u. =D

2009-06-23T09:40:00.003+08:00

programmin for ytd was bored..

happy meal make pple happy anyone? hahha.. 4.65dollar.. 4 na ge cost 3+.. drink 1 dollar.. fries i forgt.. lol.. scam pple one.. next time i call them happy meal without na ge.. i tink 2dollar can buy ler. ==

lol.. ok. i wont post abt ELMO for now onward.. elmo had return to sandyy.. went for bball after schh.. a lot pple.. and i tink i have to improve my balance.. i turn turn ball losted.. == ok.. meanwhile this 3 day i will be staying at home.. and fri gg sch for programming.. awww.. bYEE..

2009-06-21T10:44:00.004+08:00

i gt nothing much to do the previous night.. so i planned to rape ELMO.. =DD and this is wad he wrote for his last words..

geee.. no one willl try to save him.. even im not a gay.. but i dun mind eating him up.. =D

took his scandal..

isnt it cute little birdyyy.. ELMO love to watch scandal..

ok.. its weird for a guy to play with some weird redie toy..

cooked and eat.. =D

2009-06-20T22:33:00.003+08:00

ELMO: AHHH.. help me.. save me.. rescuse me..

BENIE : == wait long long.. ask ur stupid owner bring me 20cent..

ELMO: do i worth 20cent only?? ==

BENIE: no.. u worth 10cent only..

ELMO: EMO~~~

eh.. BEN went to FAJAR MAC..

auntie sandy: HELLO.. wad can i do for u..

BENIE: hi.. eh.. i want a set of BIG MAC.. upsize.. change drink to ice lemon tea without ice..

auntie sandy: hmm.. ice lemon tea without ice = lemon tea?

BENIE: arbo.. if not green tea ah..

auntie sandy: ohhh.. give e a sec..

a sec passed.

BENIE: oi.. 1 sec up. ==

BENIE: eh.. ps.. i tink i prefer ice milo without ice.. i gg bball ltr.. nid drink milo give energy..

auntie sandy: oi.. cb la.. ice milo without ice = milo la..

BENIE: arbo.. if not coffee ah..

auntie sandy v angry**

auntie sandy: chee bye want energy go buy red bull la.. blue cans one.. v powerful yo.. i and my husband every drink red bull now gt 20kids liao..

BENIE: so...? my business? i want ice milo without ice not kids.. faster la.. are u gg kill the cow and cut the meat and patt it and cook it and serve me?

auntie sandy give elmo face.. 0.0

after few min.. she give me some kind of weird ice milo .. more like milo ice cream.. big mac that is flat.. fries look like 5 leggy momo..? hahaaa.

went bball today.. and caught in a rain.. darn.. i walked 3 busstop and played for 10min and it strted to rain .. like pussy cat and bull .. =[[ waited for rain t stop and looted sandy elmo. =D home sweet home..

p\s - poor Geraldine so hardworking.. =(( and she too busy to talk to me hmm..

2009-06-19T15:51:00.002+08:00

was super busy this wk. having to do new ProE.. and diamension out .. and fix in the shape that is parallel to the track... having so much shit to do.. i set my pace so fast that i didn care other of my teammate .. ok.. i was sorry for it.. i guess works are not as impt as when i pause for awhile and concern somebody..

when i tink again.. i have a lot time with me.. i dun have to rush.. althrough i have to go back sch for mon and fri. there still time for me to do on wed thur and wkend.. =)) i shell take a break.. i will not be online for today and tmr.. i can slp until my bed gets rot.. ^^

full of oral oreo.. its fun doing some kind of BAD things.. but the feeling is cool.. water vending machine 2 drink for the price of 1.. haha..

2009-06-17T19:50:00.002+08:00

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture. Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

2009-06-16T21:59:00.000+08:00

he is so adorable...

my cute cousin..

2009-06-16T17:24:00.004+08:00

hello.. went SAM today.. SAM = singapore art mesuem.. ok.. it's much more boring this time round.. i guess singapore art meusuem was much more chim for me.. so i dun really know how to define all the art pieces.. wasted a lot time finding the answer..

went PS eat.. shopped and they went cathay for movie. i went home.. having stomach ache.. guess im having what girl have every 28 days..

gg slp.. tmr having sch.. =(( nightt.

2009-06-13T12:38:00.003+08:00

hello. =]] exam over.. =DD i having super old shit.. lao sai? on wed night... u cant imagine u using ur asshole to pee. =DD ok.. so thank to you yi zheng qi wan.. eat liao may the good force be with u..

went to town with cs zy jw kj and ben. =]]

i was the first to reach..

jingwei was the 2nd.

congshen and zhiyuan was the 3rd..

kaijun was the last..

went shopped wisma taka etc etc... ok.. none of us shopped for thiings.. so we went t eat lunch.. =D

nah.. we r not eating shoes for our lunch.

ok... yum yum pasta. =DDDD nice but expensive.. hmm..

ok.. nic was fucking late.. hahahaha.. and he shopped and bought 2 shirt.. ok.. we went home at 7++.. e end. im lazy to update..

ok.. yasmin sorry.. i lazy link u.. HAHAAHAH..

watching NBA final.. =D =))

2009-06-11T07:16:00.002+08:00

i had just played bball ytd evening.. and today i having my last common test.. =]] im excited to celebrate nothing because i have to g back sch for FYP and also super lot of project to be done during holi.. awww.. how bad how sad how pity..

ok.. ytd i having super shit .. i drank pokka greentea and yeo's H2o.. 1.5l one.. its ok to drink different type of drinks.. but its NOT ok to drink different brand of drink.. pokka + yeo's = lao sai.. u cant imagine that im using asshole to pee .. wow.. just like girl.. using some weird hole.. == geee...

NBA finale laker 2 magic 1.. wow.. ok.. i hope laker can win.. =D i love fisher.. not because he look like fish.. but he have the super high analysis .. he alway able to successful steal opp ball.. because he analysis on how each player control the ball and when to pass the ball.. wow.. its like he's fucking short yet he gt this kind of super abilibity... ok..

im off to sch to study with jiehui.. =)

2009-06-10T21:32:00.000+08:00

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw
> two men along the roadside eating grass.
>
>
> Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
>
> He asked one man 'Why are you eating grass?'
>
> 'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied 'We have to
> eat grass.'
>
> 'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you', the
> lawyer said.
>
> 'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,
> under that tree'.
>
> 'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.

>
> Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us also.'

>
> The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, 'But sir, I also have a
> wife and SIX children with me!'

>
> 'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered.
>
> They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
> large as the limousine was.
>
> Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
> 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.'
>
> The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the
> grass is almost 1 metre high!'

>
> Lesson : Don't trust kind lawyers.

2009-06-06T22:35:00.000+08:00

ok.. im sorryy..

im not gg blog anymore..

=[[[[

2009-06-01T23:14:00.003+08:00

me and faker man,

hello. this is mine last pratical.. wearing bunny suit.. ok.. first thing first.. today is my sis ROM.. ok.. pic is currently unable to load to blogger. i guess either blogger sucks or singtel sucks.. recently i gt lousy coonnection from singnet.. sometimes the net crashed.. tskk.. suckyy.. ok.. its so fun abt the rom.. =]] wait i able to loadto blogger and i will show u.. =D ok..

MY SIS IS JUST MARRIED..

my mum is pretty with makeup. =]]

my dad look great..

im handsome yoo.. =DD

ok. having sch tmr.. night folks..

2009-06-01T21:51:00.022+08:00

sister R.O.M .......

=))

i will not talk much because im lazy to do typing.. enjoyy..

2009-05-28T19:20:00.002+08:00

phone are getting more trendy.. there a case study of how dangerous flip phone is to male child below 3.. it cause serious damage to them in future..

lol.. i hope i can find girl one..

2009-05-26T15:55:00.003+08:00

today went to some NS camp.. we gt our sarcastic tour guide.. he say.. we are going eat strawberry oreo.. and we are expected to clap or WOW.. its quite a nice place.. i like the shoot of the gun.. machine gun.. its fun.. ok.. bye.

2009-05-23T19:09:00.010+08:00

edit..ed

lol..

ben: too much thing happening. i lost track of the thing.. =DD s i lazy blog. today went museum with jiehui van and her fren.. was a nice place .. its my first visit to museum.. rather surpise that its interest me.. the tour guide was nice .. =DD

peranakan trip.. v interesting place .. i once think that museum was boring place.. but with tour guide explain everything.. i have deeper understanding of the things.. even pri school kids show the interests in peranakan communities and they have deeper knowledge than me..

RING RING

hello hello..

helloooooo

ehh.. how do i say hello when i only hear.

heyy. what u doing??

went to eat pastamaina with jiehui .. and walked to tk bus.. at bus stop there this uncle asked me loan him $1.30.. i duno wad my mind was thinking. but i guess i was too tired.. i didn reply and just took my wallet and pass him the money.. he told me he lost his wallet but rather i tink he faking.. sometimes its hard to tell if he really in need of help.. i wont want to disappointed people who really in need of help..

and home sweet home.. slept until night and i hasn't touch my WISP..

2009-05-19T21:00:00.005+08:00

hero wk..

they say this during the event..

when facing enemy, u have to shoot properly to save ur life..

when facing wife, u have to shoot properly to create life..

this is fucking meaningful la..

u can act like rambo use teeth to open grenade..

but before you open, ur teeth is out..

this is fucking interesting la.

there are 2000 heros in this place..

how to define hero..

there's no hero when there's no villain..

there must be people to be villain to create hero like ben10..

this is fucking true la.. that y im here.. to stir up the shit into lao sai..

how would you feel to go on frontline to kill solider that have family like us..

this is none of my business because nowaday they replace war using counterstrike..

this is fucking technology la.. that y students everywhere playing CS..

people pay 60+ for a spoilt zip jean..

y not say in other words, peple play 60+ for a advance fashion jeans that cant zip properly..

that it.. this is coolest idea..

it fucking rude to say words like fuck.. but it really cant be blamed when there are fire distingush guest coming to our sch.. its really fine that people are not interested.. but they are talking loudy and rudely.. they haven speak finish and they clapped.. its really throw face to see engineering student leaving the place.. none of business fianical people step out of the door once.. and compare to engineering students.. a word to describe.. useless..

ok.. and fuck hero week that i must do at least 4 post on disuession board and print out the copy by sun.. == HELLO.. im super busy...

wed -quiz

thur - presentation

fri - lab

sat - equiz

sun - assignment day

so where do i put hero which day?

today. =D nah. im slping ordy. night folks..

tmr will be a day with no fuck but duck..

p\s - coolest post are not by me but my fren

p\s\s - makan place ban mian is SUP..

p\s\s\s - i nid a runnin shoes for my IPPT.

p\s\s\s\s - i nid to see bag too heavy..

2009-05-18T18:38:00.001+08:00

HELLO..

i gt nothing to blog..

byee

2009-05-16T16:38:00.004+08:00

computer spoilt.. but its fixed at night.. so it mean computer is fine.. but computer reformated and dere's nothing inside.. meaning it cannot connect to internet.. ok.. im lazy install all the software.. =DD meanwhile i still gt my notebook to play.. =D panal assignment 1 is on nex tue.. 9.30.. kinda horny.. have been trying hard to edit and add on points to slides.. but mr cheah want more.. awww..

chewsze will be so update abt this..

he died on may 4th.. he went to US for wedding and the very next day... he found dead.. =[[

police have found photo he taken.. and he found someone who is likely to be the killer.. let open up our nose hair and find out who this person so zai to kill chewsze frog. =[[

oh oh? now u know how he died..

.
.

least,,

wow.. japanese.. penis.. =p

2009-05-13T20:54:00.002+08:00

CNN reported by ben that there a guy sleeping in class during FYP lesson.. the face was censored and no body knows its billy.. ok..

4 chairs 3 members 2 chair-bed 1 cap that all it need to be in my blog.. ok.. no body knows when where how why they get f-ed up by lecturer..

tata..

2009-05-13T07:30:00.002+08:00

isnt he adorable? he's so cute and chubby so bouncy so pong pong.. ok.. overall he's cute!! =))

2009-05-12T22:03:00.002+08:00

bored..

doing

power

ranger

point

slide

for

lecturer

view

see

touch

sense

kiss

tmr. =D

ok..

fuck off and gd night. =D

2009-05-09T22:45:00.003+08:00

went over to xiao yi hse for dinner.. jie is slping and i knocked her door real loud and tell her to wake up .. ok.. she was reluctance to go at first.. but after banging and banging and banging.. she woke up .. =D ok. today is hot hot hot day.. == super hot..

jie went msia to find mas salamat..

kenny photo..

prototype design ..

motor..

short and sweet. gd night..

2009-05-08T17:43:00.003+08:00

wow. im so crazy and so malu .. i been boarding bus 184 by the exit door.. ok. i hope no pple saw it.. lol.. i saw pple do it and i tried.. and now i know wad the feeling of it.. u can try it too.. =D

ok.. fuck congshen asshole? to him car is more impt than human.. ok.. he make me like a fool .. yet his skin is so thick.. just like my blog song..

ok. im gg bball. bye.

2009-05-06T19:08:00.004+08:00

ben is currently watching NBA.. laker vs rocket.. its scary.. i will prove its in the end of this post..

IS was fun with art lesson.. done research on some kind of pple.. and IS for WISP was fun too.. the lesson we didn do anything much.. just go through some topics.. after lesson went to alumia dere eat and went home.. even meet with bryan jinfu and jingui for bball .. was fun playing with them.. they are good.. im lousyy.. blister on my foot.. awww..

im alway well.. temperature checking was lame.. temperature taken for me stay at 35.3 degree.. which i think its rather pointless.. they didn scan our temperature properly.. the ear thermometer was trying to measure my surrounded ear air..

new prototype design...

during NBA match.. omgh.. he's bleeding.. lol.. and i was once bleed on the same spot as him.. so i shouldn bball anymore..

class was talking IPPT.. talking abt how many pull up, the time for shutter run etc.. omgh.. this is so shity.. i want to get gold.. =]] congshen and ziyuan went for pull up daily after sch.. wow.. by the time for the test their hand will break.. =D

2009-05-03T08:29:00.002+08:00

bacon..

2009-05-03T08:21:00.000+08:00

Press release of the photo on how those infected with Swine Flu looks.

purely kidding.. =D email sent by elaine meii..

2009-05-02T09:35:00.002+08:00

wow.. i gt nothing to update.. im so lazy la. i haven been gg out so long.. aww. shopping centre missed me a lot .. ytd shopping ctr security guard called me say they miss me..?

gt new ezlink card.. i hate it.. so troublesome la.. nid go interchange cancel the old one..

cool M&M with sharp teeth..

much done with the modelling.. i off to do some hmwk.. =D bye..

2009-04-29T23:12:00.002+08:00

a little NBA session.. laker vs jazz..

lesson was bored for sure.. FYP installed programs.. laptop is super laggy now.. okie.. my lappie is resting in sch locker now.. tmr will be doing some testing.. building a robot.. i have bought sandy paper.. =D okie..

off to slp after watched finish NBA.. nightt.. tmr will be a great day.. =]] fri is schless day.. =D

2009-04-28T16:04:00.003+08:00

my apologise for not updating recently.. didn have much juicy news.. all news are checky.. =D ok.. sch was fine actually.. i have adopted the timing.. mon superviser said our team.. say we r best team, we have put a lot effort in it.. ok.. like real..

NP badge.. i love it..its on my bag actually.. im proud to tell pple im from NP and i will tell pple SP have more chiobu this year.. aww..

i swear this is not me..

she is auto shao.. zhi dong shao.. lol.. she took my chee bye hoodie and assume its her.. she acted totally like zebra.. maybe its my hoodie..? =] ok.. let say.. art lesson was good.. was fun actually.. we had to go lib find books related to the topic we had.. i was given thanka painting.. thanka was created on 13 to 14th century.. the painting was a studies of buddha, lamas etc..

this is what the studies all abt.. dun see small abt this painting okie.. it worth quite a sum.. let say 20cent? =D ok.. art was fun.. same goes to WISP.. we have a talking session and a guessing session.. and i clearly know.. ok.. i forgot what lecturer said abt stereotype etc etc.. tskk.. but i love WISP .. i love to hear her talks abt the news in the world.. today we have a session abt swine flu.. which is call PIG virus.. H1N1.. its v dangerous ..

originated by nick..

ok. that y even in sch we are suppose to wear this bunny suit.. with mask, hair net to protect ourselves from getting the virus..

ok.. no more craps. now is food..

tasty chicken chop..

had our lunch with jiehui kenny and danial @ mega bite.. ok. yum yum.. its been long since i last went to eat dere.. was planned to go for makan place.. but haven step in the door dere was seriously jammed.. so we went to alumia and the situation also the same.. and last we went to mega bite.. ok.. dere are seats.. =D i love the soup.. yumm..

some random pic..

the cloud is like the reflected image of the trees.. looks nice.. and i love the weather today..

p\s - life is more than schooling..

p\s\s - saw karen.. =D

2009-04-26T09:14:00.002+08:00

no pic.. having bbq ytd.. =D food was nice.. tired tennis.. tennis was a nice game.. =D kids nowaday have high IQ but low EQ.. they do not have respect for others.. u offer them something in return they answered rudely with a welcome.. they pushed u.. they scold knnb without any reasons.. tskk.. worst case they parent didn nothing even they heard their kids say that.. in e bad they will say i taught them bad things.. ==

fuck u kids.